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Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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Just shared via Instagram:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Going viral on TikTok:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Just landed via Facebook:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Making waves on X:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Just landed via Facebook:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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98 shares on Discord this month:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

75 shares on Slack this month:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

29 shares on Slack this month:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

77 shares on Discord this month:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Ugh, but profoundly.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I can resist everything except temptation.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Going viral on Slack:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Making waves on Threads:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Trending via Messenger:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Shared recently on Facebook:

God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

Going viral on Messenger:

Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

Breaking via Twitch:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Making waves on YouTube:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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