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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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Trending via Instagram:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Just landed via Discord:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Just shared via Reddit:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Going viral on Discord:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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