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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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Oh good. Another day.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Seen just now on Slack:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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