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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

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What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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