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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My favorite color is sunshine.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Posted onMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

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