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156 Funny favorite quotes

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Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Being underestimated is my favorite plot twist.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Posted onMay 6, 2026

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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