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Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Just landed via Discord:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Trending via Snapchat:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Trending via X:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

Trending via Facebook:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Trending via Messenger:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Funny feast quotes

Funny feast quotes bring the perfect pinch of humor 🍗😂 to any gathering! Whether you’re munching on turkey or devouring desserts, these witty lines add extra flavor 🍰😄 to your celebrations. Ready to laugh through your leftovers and savor every silly moment? Dive into a feast of fun that’s sure to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone! 🎉🍽️🤣

New funny feast quotes 👇

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

60 shares on Instagram this month:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

41 shares on Threads this month:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

26 shares on X this month:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

61 shares on X this month:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I’m sick of living through history!

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Spotted on Facebook:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Spotted on Reddit:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Broadcasted on Slack:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Making waves on Discord:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

Seen just now on Twitch:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Trending via Discord:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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