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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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Is this art or trash?

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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My favorite color is money.

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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