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Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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Just shared via Slack:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Spotted on Pinterest:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Making waves on Discord:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Seen just now on Telegram:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Breaking via Reddit:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Making waves on Instagram:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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94 shares on Discord this month:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

Making waves on YouTube:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Going viral on Reddit:

I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

Going viral on Twitch:

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Making waves on Discord:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Just shared via Twitch:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Spotted on Twitch:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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