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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Making waves on TikTok:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Going viral on WeChat:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Breaking via Threads:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Trending via YouTube:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

Trending via Facebook:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Breaking via YouTube:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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