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When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Just shared via Slack:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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