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At my size, Iโ€™d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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Satan: โ€œIโ€™d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and donโ€™t wanna see you everyday.โ€

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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Iโ€™ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you donโ€™t answer.

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The tag on my jeans says โ€œRelaxedโ€ so it obviously doesnโ€™t have children.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like โ€œa young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questionedโ€

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Iโ€™ve learned two important things in life, I canโ€™t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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Welcome to adulthood: youโ€™re not exhausted, youโ€™re just awake. Have a nice day.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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My wife screamed โ€œyou havenโ€™t listened to a single word Iโ€™ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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The thing about sleep is that Iโ€™d like to get some of it.

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I am an influencer. If you arenโ€™t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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Iโ€™m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today Iโ€™m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if itโ€™s real. Look at you googling it.

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Sorry Iโ€™m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Hereโ€™s our little murder doodler.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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You donโ€™t scare me. Youโ€™re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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