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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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Making waves on Messenger:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Breaking via Facebook:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Just shared via Telegram:

I have thought one billion times about everything.

Going bananas on Facebook:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Trending via Snapchat:

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

Live now on Twitch:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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83 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

13 shares on TikTok this month:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

74 shares on Threads this month:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

Going viral on Twitch:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Spotted on YouTube:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Spotted on TikTok:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

Live now on WhatsApp:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Breaking via YouTube:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Broadcasted on Slack:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Trending via YouTube:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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