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Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Making waves on Discord:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Breaking via Slack:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Spotted on Reddit:

That fight could’ve been an email.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

56 shares on Threads this month:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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Just landed via Slack:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

Breaking via Telegram:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Trending via Pinterest:

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

Just shared via Twitch:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

Trending via Slack:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Making waves on TikTok:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Breaking via YouTube:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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