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Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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299 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,568

Funny Quotes Topics

17,624

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15,568

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

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Spotted on Snapchat:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Going viral on Telegram:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Live now on Slack:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

Just landed via Discord:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Just landed via Telegram:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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63 shares on YouTube this month:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

58 shares on Threads this month:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

76 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

53 shares on Threads this month:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

299 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,568

Funny Quotes Topics

17,624

Funny Quotes Images

15,568

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,652

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Just shared via YouTube:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Live now on TikTok:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Trending via Pinterest:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Trending via Instagram:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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