Funny gel quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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