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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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