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Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Spotted on Facebook:

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

Breaking via Threads:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Making waves on Slack:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

Breaking via Reddit:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Just landed via X:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

15 shares on Slack this month:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

39 shares on YouTube this month:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

50 shares on Threads this month:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

58 shares on Slack this month:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

Going viral on Discord:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Trending via WeChat:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Making waves on Slack:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Just shared via TikTok:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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