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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Going viral on Telegram:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Making waves on Telegram:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

23 shares on Slack this month:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

35 shares on Telegram this month:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Friends with consequences.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Going viral on Slack:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Trending via Snapchat:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Spotted on TikTok:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Just shared via Telegram:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Just landed via Messenger:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Going viral on Threads:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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