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Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Shared recently on Telegram:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Seen just now on Threads:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Making waves on Messenger:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Shared recently on Slack:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Trending via Telegram:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Spotted on Pinterest:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Just shared via Telegram:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

43 shares on Facebook this month:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Please hesitate to reach out.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

49 shares on X this month:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

47 shares on Threads this month:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,333

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Trending via YouTube:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Shared recently on X:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Trending via Reddit:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

Making waves on TikTok:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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