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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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Therapy? I have Spotify.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Live now on Pinterest:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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25 shares on Threads this month:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

59 shares on X this month:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Seen just now on TikTok:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Going viral on Instagram:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

Making waves on Reddit:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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The world started without permission again.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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