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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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Oh good. Another day.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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