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Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Going viral on Slack:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Trending via Facebook:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Spotted on Instagram:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Seen just now on Discord:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Just landed via Reddit:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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22 shares on TikTok this month:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

17 shares on Slack this month:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Making waves on Slack:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Just shared via Twitch:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Going viral on Discord:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Going viral on Twitch:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Just landed via YouTube:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Shared recently on X:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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