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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Live now on WeChat:

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Spotted on Threads:

Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

Making waves on Reddit:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Just landed via Slack:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Live now on Reddit:

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

Breaking via Telegram:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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13 shares on TikTok this month:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

36 shares on X this month:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Trending via X:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Just landed via Twitch:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Trending via YouTube:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Seen just now on Twitch:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Going bananas on Slack:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Live now on Slack:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Shared recently on Discord:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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