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Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

They should invent someone who holds me.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Broadcasted on Slack:

They expect me to work at work.

Just landed via Reddit:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Seen just now on Twitch:

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

Breaking via Telegram:

Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Trending via Messenger:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Going viral on X:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Making waves on Telegram:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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41 shares on YouTube this month:

This whole week could have been an email.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

80 shares on Discord this month:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

54 shares on Discord this month:

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

40 shares on Discord this month:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Going viral on TikTok:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Going viral on Telegram:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Shared recently on WeChat:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Just shared via X:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Spreading quickly via X:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Live now on LinkedIn:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Breaking via WeChat:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

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