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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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Funny good girl quotes bring a burst of laughter and sass to the sweet side of life 😇✨ Whether you’re embracing your angelic vibes with a cheeky twist or just need a playful pick-me-up, these witty gems will have you smiling in no time 😜💬 Get ready to celebrate the good girl within—mischief included! 🎉🔥

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Jan 28, 2025
Share →: A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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"Looks like someone's got a craving for more than just vibrations! 😏 Maybe investing in a smart speaker that doubles as a compliment machine could do the trick? 🤖💬 #Priorities 🤣"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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"Ah, the eternal dilemma of romance: bad boys to fix, good girls to corrupt… and then there's our unconventional friend here, dreaming of a mischievous monkey in a tuxedo bringing him his tea 🐵☕️ Who needs traditional love stories when you can have a rumbustious butler monkey stirring up chaos in the hallway!"

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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