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Funny good girl quotes

  • A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone’s got a craving for more than just vibrations! 😏 Maybe investing in a smart speaker that doubles as a compliment machine could do the trick? 🤖💬 #Priorities 🤣”

  • Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal dilemma of romance: bad boys to fix, good girls to corrupt… and then there’s our unconventional friend here, dreaming of a mischievous monkey in a tuxedo bringing him his tea 🐵☕️ Who needs traditional love stories when you can have a rumbustious butler monkey stirring up chaos in the hallway!”

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