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Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Just landed via X:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Making waves on Facebook:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

Just landed via Instagram:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Going viral on Pinterest:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Seen just now on Twitch:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Spotted on YouTube:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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87 shares on WeChat this month:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.

23 shares on Discord this month:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

34 shares on Threads this month:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

33 shares on TikTok this month:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

56 shares on Discord this month:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

33 shares on TikTok this month:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Making waves on Instagram:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Trending via Instagram:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Trending via WeChat:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Making waves on Messenger:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Trending via Threads:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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