Commentary:
"First responders? More like 'reply guys,' always coming in hot with their unsolicited advice and opinions! 🚑💬 #FunnyButTrue"
148 Funny guy quotes
Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.
Commentary:
"Office friendships: the ultimate 'blink and you miss it' scenario! 🤷♂️ Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for 'Thank Goodness I'm Free'? 😂 Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! 🤣 #WorkplaceDynamics"
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Commentary:
"Zero must have been feeling left out before this guy came along! 🤣 Thank goodness he finally got the recognition he deserved! 🙌 #ThanksForNothing"
Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.
Commentary:
😂💩 "Looks like someone's pointing fingers at a stealthy poop squad infiltrating the diaper ranks! Who knew it takes a village to fill a diaper? 😉 #DiaperDrama"
If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.
Commentary:
Oh, poor GUY! Maybe his parents took the easy way out when it came to naming him 😄🤷♂️ Well, at least he's not named "Sue" like in that Johnny Cash song! #BlameTheParents 😂🙈
If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.
Commentary:
"Watch out for those meme-criminals! 🕵️♂️💻 Arresting people for jokes? Sounds like a job for the Pun Police! 🚨👮♂️ Remember, humor is not a crime… unless it's dad jokes. Then maybe it should be 🤣 #FreeTheMemes"
Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?
Commentary:
Looks like someone is on a quest for the elusive 11th commandment: "Thou shalt write in ALL the books!" 📚🤓 Maybe he's expecting a bonus chapter hidden in the scribbles!
I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.
Commentary:
"Looks like the football guy is trading touchdowns for Taylor Swift concerts! 🏈🎤 Let's hope he doesn't try to score a goal during 'Shake It Off' this time! 😂"
“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?
Commentary:
"Well, if I'm seeing a therapist, does that count as a relationship status? 🧐 Or should I swipe right on that hallucination instead? 🤔 Maybe I'll just stick to dating guys who are real but may drive me crazy anyway! 🤪💑"
Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.
Commentary:
"Imagine being Richard and waking up one day realizing everyone's calling you 'Dick' 🤣 That's a harsh nickname downgrade! Poor Richard must have really rubbed someone the wrong way to earn that 😂 #NicknameFail"