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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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These aliens are taking forever.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Trending via WeChat:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

Trending via Messenger:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Making waves on Reddit:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Seen just now on Slack:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Live now on Slack:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Reported on Messenger:

I think God was high when he made me.

Live now on X:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Just shared via YouTube:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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Share →: When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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"Ah, the eternal dilemma of modern times: are we pausing for romance, busting out dance moves, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the floral aromas? Decisions, decisions! Just remember, when in doubt, maybe do a little bit of everything and hope for the best!"

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Reported on Twitch:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Trending via Instagram:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Just shared via Facebook:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Going viral on Facebook:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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