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Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Trending via Messenger:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Trending via Discord:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Trending via TikTok:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Just landed via WeChat:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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32 shares on Pinterest this month:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

17 shares on Slack this month:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

93 shares on Discord this month:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

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17,577

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15,508

Updated

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Going viral on YouTube:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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