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Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Going viral on YouTube:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Shared recently on Discord:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Trending via Pinterest:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Trending via Discord:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

Spotted on X:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Making waves on Messenger:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Seen just now on Slack:

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

Spotted on Telegram:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

61 shares on Discord this month:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

19 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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Breaking via Reddit:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Just landed via Telegram:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Freshly posted on X:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Just landed via Facebook:

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Spotted on Facebook:

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Breaking via Threads:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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Funny humor about death quotes

New funny humor about death quotes 👇

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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