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Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Just landed via TikTok:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Spotted on Telegram:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Making waves on TikTok:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Spotted on Discord:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Trending via YouTube:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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Reported on X:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Making waves on Discord:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Trending via Pinterest:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Live now on Instagram:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Just landed via Slack:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Spotted on WeChat:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Spotted on X:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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