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Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Just shared via Messenger:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Just landed via WeChat:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Just landed via YouTube:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Just landed via Instagram:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Spotted on Messenger:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

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Share →: Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Looks like you're trading sandy toes for suspenseful roars! 🦈🏖️ Nothing like a movie night to avoid the sea's surprise guests. Just make sure your kid doesn't start eyeing the water suspiciously! 😅🎬
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Share →: An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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"Welcome to the ultimate escape room: reliving your high school reunion! 🎓💃 Can you navigate the drama, dodge the awkward conversations, and find your way out without getting sucked into the black hole of reminiscing about questionable fashion choices and cringeworthy moments? Good luck, dear player! 🤣 #EscapeRoomGoneWrong"

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Trending via Snapchat:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Reported on Slack:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Just landed via WeChat:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Making waves on WeChat:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Making waves on YouTube:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Spotted on Threads:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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