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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Spreading quickly via X:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Seen just now on YouTube:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Just shared via TikTok:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

96 shares on X this month:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

92 shares on X this month:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

72 shares on X this month:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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Going bananas on Pinterest:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

Trending via X:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Breaking via TikTok:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Trending via Threads:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Going viral on Instagram:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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