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Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Going viral on Telegram:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Trending via Snapchat:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Trending via Snapchat:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Just shared via Facebook:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Spotted on Reddit:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Spotted on Threads:

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Shared recently on Slack:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

Funny ignored call quotes

Funny ignored call quotes 📵 bring a hilarious twist to those moments when you just can’t—or won’t—answer the phone 😅. Whether you’re dodging awkward convos or just busy living your best life, these witty lines turn ghosting into pure comedy gold 🎭. Ready to laugh at those missed rings and silent vibes? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to embrace the art of ignoring calls with a smile 😎📞!

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has recently copied this quote.

118 shares on YouTube this month.
If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has recently copied this quote.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month.

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59 shares on Snapchat this month:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

95 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

33 shares on Discord this month:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

61 shares on X this month:

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,420

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Live now on Pinterest:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Just shared via Reddit:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Making waves on Reddit:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Just shared via X:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Shared recently on Slack:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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