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Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

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15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Just shared via TikTok:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Just shared via WeChat:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Spotted on TikTok:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Seen just now on Discord:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Shared recently on Instagram:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Seen just now on TikTok:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

99 shares on Facebook this month:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

28 shares on Threads this month:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

16 shares on Threads this month:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m tired of things costing money.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,478

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Going viral on Facebook:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Making waves on Twitch:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Making waves on Discord:

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

Just landed via Messenger:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Going viral on X:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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