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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Trending via Slack:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Spotted on Threads:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Just shared via Slack:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Just shared via X:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Just shared via Slack:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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Share →: Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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"Ah, the magical duality of human culture – where lips meet in tender kisses one moment 💋 and recoil at the pungent embrace of onion soup the next 🧅! Who knew such paradoxical delights could coexist? 🤔 One thing's for sure: love may be blind, but taste buds never forget! 😂"

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Just landed via Telegram:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Making waves on Slack:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Trending via X:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Trending via Discord:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Just shared via Reddit:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Making waves on Twitch:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

Making waves on X:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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