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Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,609

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Going viral on Pinterest:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Live now on Facebook:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Trending via X:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Going viral on Facebook:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Trending via Telegram:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Making waves on Pinterest:

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Spotted on WeChat:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

90 shares on TikTok this month:

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

85 shares on X this month:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,434

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Just landed via Reddit:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Shared recently on Threads:

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

Just shared via Threads:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Going viral on TikTok:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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