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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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Share →: Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Commentary:
Oh, the grapefruit – the rebellious cousin of the fruit family 🍇! Unapologetically tangy and notoriously confusing with its name game 😆. Whoever thought naming it grapefruit next to grape was just asking for fruity chaos 🍊🍇. Let's invite them to our next fruit salad shindig for some good laughs and juicy puns! 🥳🍍🍓
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Share →: My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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"Oh the irony! 🤣 Training others when you yourself are unsure of what you're doing sounds like a recipe for office comedy! 🤷‍♂️ Who knows, maybe your boss thinks your incompetence adds a special 'charm' to the training sessions! 😄 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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