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Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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Live now on Pinterest:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Going viral on WeChat:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Going viral on Instagram:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Making waves on Discord:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Shared recently on X:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Trending via Pinterest:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Funny indoor plant quotes bring a burst of green 🌿 and giggles 😂 to any space! Whether you’re a seasoned plant parent or just starting your leafy journey 🌱, these witty lines add personality and charm to your home jungle 🪴. Get ready to smile as you celebrate the quirks of your favorite leafy friends with humor that’s as fresh as your plants! 🌵✨

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Updated

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Reddit:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Going viral on Messenger:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Going bananas on Twitch:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Just shared via Messenger:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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