Funny indoor plant quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

  Commentary:
  "Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gardener when you've got Mother Nature on speed dial? 🌧️🪴 Just call her up and ask for the deluxe plant spa treatment! 💦🪴 #RainyDayGreenery"

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