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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

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(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Making waves on Twitch:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Making waves on Snapchat:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Going bananas on Discord:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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Funny inhale quotes

Funny inhale quotes bring a breath of fresh air 😂🌬️ to your day, turning simple moments into hilarious reminders to just breathe—and maybe laugh a little! Whether you’re stressed or just need a quick mood boost, these witty lines will have you inhaling chuckles and exhaling worries. Ready for some lighthearted vibes? Let’s dive into the funniest ways to take a deep breath and smile! 😆💨✨

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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Oh, the cosmic giggle that must echo through the heavens when we try to impress the big guy with our squeaky ambitions! 🎈😂 Just imagine God chuckling as we float away with our high-pitched dreams! 🤣 #DivineHumor"

faith, God, helium, humor, inhale, irony, joke, laugh, plans, tell, want
1 month ago

Commentary:
"Looks like this fitness trainer didn't appreciate a compliment on her perfect inhaling and exhaling technique! Maybe she was expecting applause instead of flattery on her breath hygiene? 🏋️‍♂️💨😄"

breaths, compliment, exhale, fitness, humor, i, inhale, joke, me, misunderstanding, nice, trainer

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Half princess, half menace.

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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Breaking via WeChat:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Shared recently on X:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Spreading quickly via X:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Going bananas on X:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Spotted on X:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Breaking via TikTok:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Going viral on WeChat:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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