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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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My love language is being sent money.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Trending via Telegram:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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