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Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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Shared recently on Threads:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Spotted on TikTok:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Spotted on X:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Just shared via TikTok:

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Going viral on Slack:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Seen just now on Threads:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Live now on Facebook:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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62 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

23 shares on Discord this month:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

38 shares on Slack this month:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Spotted on WeChat:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Going viral on X:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Going viral on Slack:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Going viral on Twitch:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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