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Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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Just landed via Reddit:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Just shared via Threads:

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Just shared via Slack:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Making waves on Telegram:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Later is the best time to do anything.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Breaking via Slack:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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17 shares on Instagram this month:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

62 shares on X this month:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

82 shares on Threads this month:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

60 shares on Threads this month:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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15,374

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Seen just now on Threads:

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Trending via Reddit:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Trending via Threads:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Just landed via Twitch:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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