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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Just landed via Discord:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Going viral on Telegram:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Spotted on Telegram:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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