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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Going viral on Messenger:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Trending via WeChat:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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86 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

53 shares on Slack this month:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

58 shares on Twitch this month:

One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

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“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Making waves on Slack:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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Friends with consequences.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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