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Funny kitchen mishap quotes

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I'm just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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