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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Seen just now on YouTube:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Trending via X:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Spreading quickly via X:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Just landed via X:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Just shared via Messenger:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Going viral on Twitch:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Live now on Instagram:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Live now on Instagram:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Making waves on Discord:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Trending via X:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Trending via Twitch:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Reported on Messenger:

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Going viral on YouTube:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Spotted on Telegram:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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