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Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Trending via Messenger:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Breaking via Threads:

Aura is the real business card.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Just landed via WeChat:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Breaking via YouTube:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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19 shares on Pinterest this month:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

It’s called single sign-on because you have to do it every single time.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

Seen just now on Messenger:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Going viral on Twitch:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Trending via X:

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Trending via Pinterest:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Just landed via Instagram:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Spotted on Slack:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Just shared via Twitch:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I probably think this song is about me.

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