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Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Breaking via Threads:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Making waves on WeChat:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Trending via Discord:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Going viral on WeChat:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Spotted on X:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Broadcasted on Discord:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Going viral on Pinterest:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Going viral on Discord:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Breaking via TikTok:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Just landed via TikTok:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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