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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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