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Someone from has copied:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Someone from has bookmarked:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Someone from has downloaded:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Someone from has downloaded:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Someone from has downloaded:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Someone from has downloaded:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Someone from has bookmarked:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Someone from has copied:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Someone from has shared:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Just landed via Snapchat:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Seen just now on Discord:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Making waves on X:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Breaking via Threads:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Just shared via YouTube:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Trending via Discord:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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Funny lie down quotes

New funny lie down quotes

4 months ago
Share →: I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Commentary:
"Taking self-care to a whole new level! Who knew rejuvenation could be this long-term? #NapGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: 90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Commentary:
"Parenting: the only job where naptime is a fantasy and bedtime is a negotiation. #ParentingDilemmas"
6 months ago
Share →: 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where 90% of the time you’re either lying down or just thinking about lying down. #ParentingReality"