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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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