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Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,675

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Going bananas on Threads:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Making waves on Telegram:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Live now on Telegram:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Making waves on Discord:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Spotted on Twitch:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

89 shares on Discord this month:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

79 shares on X this month:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

24 shares on Threads this month:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

20 shares on Slack this month:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,554

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Starting a new life today, bye.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Making waves on Messenger:

I can resist everything except temptation.

Spotted on Reddit:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Just landed via Twitch:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Just shared via Slack:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Spotted on TikTok:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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