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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Making waves on Telegram:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Breaking via Slack:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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