Funny Medusa quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Medusa's just an overzealous art curator! 🗿🔍🙈"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

  Commentary:
  "With these eyes, turning heads (and bodies) into stone—Medusa's got nothing on me! 😎👀🐍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

  Commentary:
  I bet Medusa's hair-washing routine was lit 🔥! I mean, can you imagine the serpentine symphony of slithering snakes and sssssoothing suds? 🐍🚿 It was probably a real hair-raising experience! 💇‍♀️ #MedusaManeMaintenance

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