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Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Trending via Facebook:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

Trending via WhatsApp:

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Seen just now on Instagram:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Spotted on Messenger:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

48 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

46 shares on X this month:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

58 shares on Discord this month:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,422

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Going viral on Instagram:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Just landed via Facebook:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Just landed via Telegram:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Making waves on WeChat:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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