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Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Making waves on Twitch:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

Going viral on YouTube:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Just landed via Twitch:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Going viral on X:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Trending via Twitch:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Funny Mexican restaurant quotes

Funny Mexican restaurant quotes spice up your taco nights 🌮🔥 and bring extra salsa to every guac-filled gathering 🥑🎉. Whether you’re craving laughs as much as chips and dip, these witty sayings add flavor to your fiesta vibes 🌶️😂. Get ready to taco ’bout humor that’s as bold as your favorite margarita 🍹🌟!

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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63 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

97 shares on YouTube this month:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

55 shares on WeChat this month:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

42 shares on Reddit this month:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Spotted on Reddit:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Just landed via Telegram:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Broadcasted on Threads:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Shared recently on X:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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