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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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Funny Mexican restaurant quotes

Funny Mexican restaurant quotes spice up your taco nights 🌮🔥 and bring extra salsa to every guac-filled gathering 🥑🎉. Whether you’re craving laughs as much as chips and dip, these witty sayings add flavor to your fiesta vibes 🌶️😂. Get ready to taco ’bout humor that’s as bold as your favorite margarita 🍹🌟!

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Live now on Discord:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Just landed via Instagram:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

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Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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