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Funny midday quotes

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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