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Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Reported on LinkedIn:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Making waves on Threads:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Trending via Threads:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Going viral on TikTok:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Reported on WhatsApp:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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Funny middle name quotes

Funny middle name quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 😄 to your full name game! Whether you’re embracing your quirky middle name or just love a good laugh 🤣, these witty gems will have you smiling and sharing in no time. Ready to discover the lighter side of names? Let’s dive into some playful and clever sayings that celebrate those often-overlooked middle monikers! 🎉✨

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Just landed via Slack:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Reported on Facebook:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Just landed via WeChat:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Just shared via Messenger:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Spotted on Discord:

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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