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Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Making waves on X:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Live now on Snapchat:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Just shared via Instagram:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Live now on LinkedIn:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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Funny middle name quotes

Funny middle name quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 😄 to your full name game! Whether you’re embracing your quirky middle name or just love a good laugh 🤣, these witty gems will have you smiling and sharing in no time. Ready to discover the lighter side of names? Let’s dive into some playful and clever sayings that celebrate those often-overlooked middle monikers! 🎉✨

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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Just landed via Messenger:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Going viral on YouTube:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Seen just now on Twitch:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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