Funny migraine quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate game of 'Head-ache-tective!' 🔍🧠😅 Who needs puzzles when your body is a mystery, right? 😂💧🍕💤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, 'migraneur,' a fancy title for the well-seasoned artisan of headaches! 🎨💆‍♂️ Embrace the recognition and wear your suffering with pride, for you are a master of the migraine craft!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, this person's charm is so powerful that it can induce not just any effect, but migraines! 💁🏻‍♀️💥 Might need to reconsider their flirting techniques…or invest in some extra-strength pain relief! 🤕😂 #PowerfulButPainful"

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