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Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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Going bananas on Twitch:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Going viral on Instagram:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Making waves on YouTube:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Making waves on Slack:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Spotted on Telegram:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Just shared via Telegram:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Just shared via Messenger:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

Spotted on Telegram:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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70 shares on Twitch this month:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

88 shares on Threads this month:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

15 shares on Messenger this month:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Live now on Twitch:

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

Trending via TikTok:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Spotted on Threads:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Just landed via Instagram:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

What are cats even trying to do?

Trending via Twitch:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Shared recently on X:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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