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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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Making waves on WeChat:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Just shared via Discord:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Reported on X:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

Just landed via X:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Spotted on Twitch:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Spotted on Slack:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Making waves on WeChat:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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Share →: Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Rocking the "grumpy tour guide" vibe—soon I'll be pointing out where I used to walk uphill both ways! 🚶‍♂️🤨✨
6 months ago
Share →: If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Commentary:
"If I was a Spice Girl, you can bet I'd be serving up some Mild to Medium Spice vibes 🌶️💁‍♀️ No need to turn up the heat when you're already sizzling at just the right level, am I right? 😉✨"

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Spotted on WeChat:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Trending via Discord:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Reported on Discord:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My favorite color is sunshine.

Just shared via Threads:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Just landed via TikTok:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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