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Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Trending via X:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Spotted on Threads:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Just shared via Slack:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Going bananas on Discord:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Just shared via YouTube:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Shared recently on X:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Simplicity is so complicated.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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40 shares on TikTok this month:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

11 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

56 shares on X this month:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

93 shares on Slack this month:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Live now on Messenger:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Making waves on WeChat:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Live now on Twitch:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Just landed via Telegram:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Trending via Threads:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Going viral on Slack:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Spreading quickly via X:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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