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Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,362

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Breaking via YouTube:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Trending via Telegram:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Going viral on Telegram:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Starting a new life today, bye.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

73 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m ready to try another planet.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,299

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Live now on YouTube:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Live now on Snapchat:

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Trending via Discord:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Just landed via Threads:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Broadcasted on X:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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