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Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,396

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Just shared via WeChat:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Seen just now on Slack:

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

Trending via Telegram:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Making waves on Telegram:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Shared recently on Slack:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Going bananas on WeChat:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

10 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

23 shares on Discord this month:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

49 shares on Slack this month:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

80 shares on Slack this month:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

23 folks are currently checking 👀

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,433

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Seen just now on TikTok:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Live now on WeChat:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Live now on X:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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