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Scaling those peaks for the glorious view, but mostly for the chance to catch a selfie with a mountain goat 🐐📸🏔️
187 Funny nature quotes
Smoking weed in the forest, like the elves intended.
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Channeling my inner woodland elf, just waiting for the trees to start whispering back!
Squirrels always look and act like it’s their first day being a squirrel.
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When you're trying to adult but secretly have no idea what's going on 🤪🐿️✨
I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.
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Ignorance is bliss, but reality needs better PR. 😅🌍🤯
I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.
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Looks like the cure for my ailments involves altitude and your charming company 🏔️😂✨
The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.
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🏕️ When life gives you chaos, just say "I believe the correct answer is a cabin in the woods!" Problem solved, right? 🌲😂
I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.
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"Feeling buzzingly beautiful today, thanks to my new pollinator fan club! 🌼🦋🐝🤣"
When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.
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Oh, so that's why I always thought the sun was trying to start a rock band ☀️🎸🦗
I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.
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Feeling electricity in the air… Maybe the storm wants to hit me up for a rain check! ⚡️🌧️😆
If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.
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Social media: where everyone's unique flavor of crazy gets a profile pic 🍿😂 #CrazyClub